Want to learn how to read your astrology chart without pulling out literally EVERY HAIR on your body?
You asked and Mars answered! I'm now offering a 6-week online course that's designed to teach you how to read your own chart (plus your mom's...or your dog's).
If you’re reading this, it’s likely because you want to learn more about astrology. Maybe you’ve dabbled in it, but honestly can’t tell your Venus from Uranus (see what I did there?).
Or maybe you’re down with the signs and symbols, but could use some insight on trines, squares, and sextiles (which are pretty much as sexy as they sound).
I want you to close your eyes and imagine me - a person who is now an astrologer - staring at my natal chart in frustration.
You know...one of these bad boys:
Pretty intimidating if you don't speak astro, no?
Here’s the thing…
You know the great solvable puzzles of the human experience? They are like reading Greek if we don’t know what we’re looking for. (Unless, of course, you happen to live in Athens. In that case, they are like English.)
As a mystic and certified energy therapist who balances chakras, has hundreds of guided meditation sessions under her belt, and uses many different divination methods, I was surprised at the frustrations that came up when I tried to learn the astro ropes.
It was a whole new world - one that I wasn’t sure I had time for. Plus, there are enough astrologers in the world, right? Who needs another one?
Rather than give in to overwhelm and the persistent “I’m never gonna learn this shit,” however, I summoned up the gifts that my Gemini sun, Sag moon, Scorpio rising gifted me and I dived in.
And then, it all started to click.
I’m not gonna lie - it took time. Also, red, bleary eyes, and some up-til-dawn nights. BUT, I stuck to it and, well, devoured it.
I’m also not going to do the whole “If I can do it, then anyone…” thing. (I’ve never resonated with that self-deprecating statement.)
Anyone can go it alone, yes, but it takes a special kind of person to admit when they need help. And an even special-er one to realize that their unique contribution is needed in this crazy-bananas world.
So, what's UNIQUE about THIS course?
Let's be honest - astrology courses are a dime a dozen. The reality is that most astrology teachers and guides deliver a one-size-fits-all approach to teaching astrology. While there’s nothing wrong with this - in fact, it honestly allows them to reach more people - I've found that...
There is a better way.
What's the difference between my course and the countless others swimming out there? I'm teaching it in a way that stays with you. Inspiring you to dig deeper, climb higher, and share your wealth of knowledge with up-and-coming Padawans using the astrology that YOU were born with.
Throughout each of our 6 weeks together, we'll use the 4 elements of astrology that everyone is born with...
So, what's included?
WEEK 1: KNOW YOUR NATALS
LEARN HOW TO GENERATE A NATAL CHART
WEEK 2: IT'S IN THE STARS
CONNECT WITH THE ZODIAC SIGNS
WEEK 3: PLANETS WITH A PURPOSE
LEARN THE THEMES & SYMBOLS OF THE PLANETS
WEEK 4: BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSES
LEARN THE THEMES & SYMBOLS OF THE HOUSES
WEEK 5: THE GOOD, BAD, & UGLY (ASPECTS)
LEARN ABOUT CONJUNCTIONS, OPPOSITIONS, SEXTILES, TRINES, & SQUARES
WEEK 6: INTEGRATION & APPLICATION
APPLY WHAT YOU KNOW BY PRESENTING A
CELEBRITY CASE STUDY
You also get one hour with me a week on FB live, where we go over the week's lessons and Q&A.
So, is this course for you?
You may be wondering...
“What if I’m just a hobbyist?”
Perfect. My course will serve you well in your noble hobby.
“What if I decide that I want to read charts for others?”
Awesome. After taking my course, you will have the foundation and tools to develop your own unique way to interpret.
“What if I already know the basics?”
If you’re confident that you know your trines from your sextiles, your 2nd house from your 9th, and your IC from your MC...then, damn. Keep keepin’ on! You probably won’t need this course (unless you’d like a refresher). :)
So, if you want to:
-Substantially develop and sharpen your intuition
-Experience the planets on a hands-on, intimate level
-Learn an ancient art to aid in your development
Then this course is made for you, my dahhrling.
So, who tf is Mystic Mars?
Mars is a mystic (surprise, surprise) with a passion for all things astrological. She was trained in the healing arts and applies these ancient, sacred learnings to her teachings.
After noticing that the members in her private group Let's Get Mystical had a thirst for astrology, Mars decided to roll up her sleeves and create a course that would cover the basics and provide a solid foundation for growth.
WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
"Mars is truly one of the most beautiful gifts in this world. She has a gentle demeanor which always makes one feel at ease, always encouraging and exceedingly kind."
"Mars is excellent at what she does. She is thoroughly educated in her field and has put hundreds of hours of her FREE time to educating and helping her clients."
"Mars not only provides a stellar outlook on what's going on astrologically, she provides fun activities and learning adventures about the unknown."
SO, READY TO LEARN?
Now's the time to jump in - this is the ONLY TIME that this 6-week course will be offered for the insane amount of $249. We begin on Thursday, January 12th (on the full moon, of course)!
Since this is a beta run, YOU will be instrumental in shaping this course through your feedback and participation. Let's collab!
Sign up for the waitlist to get first dibs on this offering:
Questions? Email firstname.lastname@example.org